Pappu kept the fast while enjoying his hobbies.
Pappu (to wife) – Look, the sun has set, now let’s eat.
Wife (to Pappu) – No sir.
Pappu – Check whether it drowned or not
Wife – No sir…
Pappu – It seems that he will drown only taking me with him.
It was just a matter of one day Pappu
Went to the cinema hall with my friend to watch a movie.
Watch the movie again and again
going to the toilet
Would sit and then leave.
Now his friend is angry
Came and he from Pappu
Said- Aren’t you at ease?
Who goes again and again?
Pappu said softly – Friend, there is peace.
But it is not opening, friend.
There was a fight between husband and wife.
Wife: I take care of the entire house and the kitchen.
I take care of the kids, what do you do?
Husband: I handle myself
seeing your intoxicating eyes
Wife: You too
Come on, tell me what should I make for you today?
Of choice.
Pappu went to see the girl
Pappu: How much education have you had?
Girl: BA
Pappu refused
And said give it to me
The letters have been read and that too in reverse.
Santa went home late at night from the party.
The next day friends asked him:
Did your wife say anything??
Santa: No no, nothing special…
I had to get these two teeth removed anyway.
Father-Son, what comes after 5?
Son- 6 and 7?
Father- Wow my intelligent son. And after 6,7?
Son- 8,9,10….
Father- What’s the matter son, wow, and after that?
Son- Slave, Begum, King.
Teacher (to student)- Tell me what is the difference between an elephant and a horse?
Student: Sir, a horse has a tail on one side and an elephant has a tail on both sides.
Teacher: Tell me the names of 5 animals that live in water.
Pappu: Mendek
Teacher: Very good, tell the remaining four..
Pappu: His mother, his father, his sister and
his brother!
Son: Congratulations mother. Today I have got a job for my seven births.
Mother: Okay son, how is that?
Son: Because mother, I have got a job in a TV serial.
Beggar: Give something in the name of God.
Girl: Nothing baba, sorry.
Beggar: If nothing else, just give me your mobile number, Baba will pray and send messages too!
Once Santa was passing through the forest
Was
Seeing a snake hanging on the tree in front
stopped
And said:
Nothing will happen just by hanging.
Tell mom to give her Complan.
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