Funny Jokes: Who doesn’t like to laugh and make others laugh? Whatever situation a person is going through, just give him an excuse to laugh, he will forget his sorrow for a while and laugh loudly. Leave the job of making you laugh to us, because today we have brought some great jokes for you which will make both your day and night. So come on, you must be tired from running around all day, laugh a little.
Bunty went to the tailor and asked him – How much does it cost to stitch the pants?
Tailor- Rs 300.
Bunty- and shorts?
Tailor- Rs 100
Bunty – Then sew the shorts only, just make the length till the feet.
After listening to Bunty, the tailor scissors are still searching for him.
Wife- You never gifted me gold, diamond, pearl
The husband picked up a handful of soil and gave it in her hand.
Wife- What is this?
Husband- The land of my country has spewed out gold… the land of my country has spewed out diamonds and pearls… the land of my country…
Husband has not come home yet.
Papa: How was the paper?
Son – I missed the first question, couldn’t come up with the third one.
Forgot to do the fourth, didn’t see the fifth!
Papa: Give me more questions?
Son: That’s the only thing that went wrong.
Teacher: Why don’t you pay attention to studying?
Pappu: Because studies are done only for two reasons.
The first reason is fear and the second reason is hobby.
We do not develop hobbies without any reason and
We are not afraid of anyone’s father.
the teacher has left the job
One night a thief entered a house.
The owner’s eyes opened after hearing the knock.
Owner-Who is it?
thief- meow
Owner-Who is it?
Thief- Meow…
Owner-Who is it?
Thief: Hey, I am a cat, cat friend….
Wife: How much do you like me?
Husband – Too much
Wife: Still tell me how much?
Husband: So much so that I feel like getting another one like you.
The wife is shocked after hearing her husband’s words.
Woman- Doctor sir, my husband is sleeping.
Started talking! What to do?
Doctor: To speak to them during the day
Give me a chance…
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